#1: Denbigh Street, SW1V
Several cats and one woman destroyed in controlled explosions.
#2: Meadow Row, SE1
Building catches fire for no reason at all. 3 fatalities, 17 treated for serious injury.
#3: Mare Street, E8
Police surround two vehicles and set fire to them. Nobody arrested.
#4: Croydon Old Town, CR0
No fire discovered at premises, but emergency personnel act as though there is one.
#5: Boxall Road, SE21
Family dog spontaneously combusts. Only witnesses are two children, 9 and 11.
#6: Queens Road, SE15
Transit van ignited by gang, one man killed. Second man eaten. Emergency personnel not alerted. No motive known.
#7: Lambeth Road, SE1
One of hundreds of melted litter bins. Rubbish will have to collect in different ways.
#8: Shooters Hill Road, SE3
Man burns dog in litter bin. Doesn't know why.
#9: East India Dock Road, E14
Litter bin in early stages of combustion. Perpetrator likely in immediate area. I don't think it is me.